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Dad's Top
20 Slime Time Films - Ranked!
Countdown from #20 to #1.
This
includes Dad's spoiler-free Mini-Preview!
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Honorable
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The Host (2006),
Director: Bong Joon-ho, Rated
PG
Man has made his
newest predator
 Starring:
Song Kang-ho, Byun Hee-bong, Park Hae-il, Bae Doona, Go Ah-sung,
Oh Dal-su, Ko Asung, Jae-eung Lee
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★☆☆☆
- good
"How could you leave
behind your only sister?" –
Park Gang-Du
Why watch this? This
Korean film was the best, most creative monster film in years.
Plot Summary:
A monstrous creature emerges from Seoul's Han River, terrorizing
the city and abducting a young girl named Hyun-seo. Her
seemingly dysfunctional family, led by her father, Gang-du, then
embarks on a desperate mission to rescue her from the monster's
clutches. Their efforts are hampered not only by the creature
itself but also by an incompetent government.
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Dad's Preview:
Years after repeatedly dumping formaldehyde in the Han River, a
large, amphibious creature appears, terrorizing folks, and
eating a few. The cast of survivors are not normal monster-movie
caricatures. They are real, flawed, mistake-prone individuals.
This is a plus for the film.
Hats off to Korean film-making and director Bong Joon-ho - there's a deeper treasure trove there, as we're starting to
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Chungeorahm Film;
Showbox, Kadokawa Herald |
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Top 20
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#20 Top |
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The Blob
(1958),
Directors: Irvin Yeaworth Jr./Russell Doughten Jr.,
rated Approved
Beware of the
Blob! It creeps, and leaps, and glides and slides across
the floor!
 Starring:
Steven McQueen, Aneta Corsaut, Earl Rowe, Olin Howland, Stephen
Chase, John Benson, George Karas
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★☆☆☆
- good
"There's a man here with
some sort of a parasite on his arm, assimilating his flesh at a
frightening speed. I may have to get ahead of it and amputate.
No, I don't know what it is or where it came from." –
Dr. Hallen
Why watch this?
It's a creepy, slimy, oozy horror flick that will make your skin
crawl.
Plot Summary: An
alien lifeform crashes on Earth in Pennsylvania inside a
meteorite. It resembles a giant blob of red jelly. As it
consumes living beings, the blob grows larger and becomes more
aggressive. Teenagers who witness the creature's destructive
power struggle to convince the disbelieving adults and local
authorities.
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Dad's Preview:
The BLOB... the more
it eats, the bigger it grows! It will take the combined efforts
of law enforcement and some local wise-cracking teens, including
hunky Steve McQueen, to find a weakness and stop the oozing
terror! It's
campy, spooky and gelatinously wonderful! |
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Fairview
Prod., Tonylyn Prod.,
Valley Forge Films;
Paramount
Pictures |
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Top 20
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#19 Top |
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The Substance
(2024),
Director: Coralie Fargeat, rated R for nudity, gore,
language, disturbing images
The untold story
behind the miracle on the Hudson
 Starring:
Demi Moore, Margaret Qualley, Dennis Quaid, Edward
Hamilton-Clark, Gore Abrams, Oscar Lesage, Christian Erickson,
Robin Greer, Tom Morton, Hugo Diego Garcia
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★☆☆☆
- good
"One single injection
unlocks your DNA, starting a new cellular division, that will
release another version of yourself. This is the Substance. You
are the matrix. Everything comes from you. Everything is you.
This is simply a better version of yourself." - The
Substance Product Ad
Why watch this? It's
quite an engrossing - and disturbing - experience.
Plot Summary:
A faded star uses a black-market product to create a younger,
more beautiful version of herself in order to reclaim her
relevance. When her youthful counterpart becomes greedy with her
time, the delicate balance between the two bodies begins to
unravel. Their rivalry spirals into a nightmarish, satirical
battle with horrific consequences that forces them to confront
the damaging realities of perfection.
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Dad's Preview:
This visual and emotional onslaught will leave most viewers
asking the question, "That the hell did I just watch?" It
certainly satirizes the beauty industry, and begs the larger
issue regarding the lengths some people will go to "stay young".
This is a triumph for Demi Moore. Her performance is nuanced and
complex as a woman accustomed to being the center of her world,
yet brutally aware that her age is becoming a problem to her
image. Many of her choices are horrible, yet (when we're not
cringing), we love taking the spiral staircase to hell with her.
There are also admirable performances from Dennis Quaid and
stunning newcomer Margaret Qualley.
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Working Title
Films, Blacksmith, A Good Story; Mubi |
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Top 20
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#18 Top |
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Godzilla vs. the Smog Monster (1972, aka
Godzilla vs. Hedorah),
Director: Yoshimitsu
Banno, rated PG
Out of
Pollution's Depth's It Slithers! Breathing Poison...
Leaving a
wake of deadly slime... Destroying all in its path!
 Starring: Akira
Yamauchi, Toshie Kimura, Hiroyuki Kawase, Keiko Mari, Toshio
Shiba, Kenpachiro Satsuma, Toshie Kimura
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★☆☆☆
- good
"The atomic and hydrogen
bombs cast their fallout into the sea. Poison gas and sludge got
dumped into the ocean.
Even sewage. I bet Godzilla would be mad
if he saw this." - Ken Yano,
second grader
Why watch this?
This Godzilla film has some of the best Kaiju fight scenes in the
franchise.
Plot Summary:
A young boy and his scientist father discover a strange,
pollution-eating monster known as Hedorah, which continuously
evolves into increasingly dangerous forms as it consumes the
world's waste. Godzilla, as the Earth's protector, rises to
confront Hedorah in a desperate attempt to save humanity from
the growing environmental threat. The fate of the world hinges
on a climactic battle between Godzilla and the smog monster at
Mount Fuji, as mankind also strives to find a way to defeat the
seemingly invincible creature.
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Dad's Preview:
This is a Godzilla film that I treasured as a young boy. After
several "team-up" films, it was refreshing to have my favorite
behemoth square off alone against a new, deadly foe, Hedorah.
This shape-shifting space oddity feeds on Earth's pollution. Its main diet is toxic smoke spewed from Japan's
many factories. The film's not-so-subtle message is that humans
will suffer for
polluting our world. As a bonus, we learn that Godzilla can fly...
What?
This famous (more like infamous) moment is so campy, I know... but
hey, I unapologetically love it! ... so sue me! As a
ten-year-old, I was cheering! |
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Tomoyuki Tanaka; Toho Co. Ltd. |
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Top 20
Slime Time Films
#17 Top |
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Love and Monsters
(2020),
Director: Michael Matthews, rated PG-13 for some
scary creatures
Don't settle. You
don't have to. Even at the end of the world.
 Starring:
Dylan O'Brien, Jessica Henwick, Michael Rooker, Dan Ewing, Ariana Greenblatt,
Hero and Dodge, Ellen Hollman, Tre Hale, Pacharo Mzembe, Senie Priti, Amali
Golden, Te Kohe Tuhaka
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★☆☆
- great
"I really didn't
have your typical upbringing. I mean, I did at first and then
the world ended." –
Joel
Why watch this?
It's a post-apocalyptic movie... with a great love story.
Plot Summary:
Seven years after giant monsters take over the world, a timid
young man named Joel lives in an underground bunker with other
survivors. When he reconnects via radio with his high school
girlfriend and discovers she is 85 miles away, he decides to
embark on a perilous journey to be with her. Along the way, he
must face his fears and learn how to survive on the
monster-infested surface, with the help of a loyal dog and a
pair of seasoned scavengers.
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Dad's Preview:
In a sea of recent CGI-effects laden films, I find it rare that
one packs some real emotional punch. Here the effects never
dominate the film. Its center is the story and down-to-earth
characters - you might even say, "A boy and his dog." This
action movie is refreshing, full of heart and creative. Our
likeable yet flawed hero's journey, undertaken for love, is
wrought with serious danger. Joel's success hinges on his
ability to accept help and grow as a person. You can't ask for
more than that. Even with some of the slimiest, creepiest
creatures on film, it's still a family-friendly affair, with an
emotional ending you might not see coming. I am surprised that
no sequel is planned. |
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21 Laps
Entertainment, eOne Films;
Paramount Pictures/Netflix |
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Top 20
Slime Time Films
#16 Top |
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The Fly (1986),
Director: David Cronenberg, rated R for language,
violence, sci-fi gore
Be Afraid. Be Very
Afraid.
 Starring: Jeff Goldblum, Geena Davis, John Getz, Joy Boushel,
Leslie Carlson, George Chuvalo, Michael Copeman, David
Cronenberg
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★☆☆
- great
"Am I becoming a
185-pound fly? No, I'm becoming something that's never existed
before.
I'm becoming... Brundle-Fly. Don't you think that's
worth a Nobel Prize or two?" -
Seth Brundle
Why watch this? When
a scientists pushes the limits too far, things go very
wrong!
Plot Summary: A
brilliant but eccentric scientist invents a set of "telepods"
that allow instantaneous teleportation. He begins a relationship
with a journalist who is documenting his work. An ill-fated
experiment results in his fusion with a housefly at the
molecular-genetic level, leading to a horrifying metamorphosis
into a grotesque hybrid creature.
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Dad's Preview:
This startling remake is often ingenious, sometimes hard to watch,
extremely gross, and thoroughly engrossing. This film really drew me to Jeff Goldblum, who plays the
borderline insane scientist perfectly. |
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Brooksfilms, SLM Production Group;
20th Century Fox |
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Slime Time Films
#15 Top |
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Evil Dead 2
(1987,
aka
Evil Dead 2: Dead by Dawn),
Director: Sam Raimi, rated R for language, gory
violence
There's
only one movie scarier than the 'Evil Dead'...
 Starring:
Bruce Campbell, Sarah Berry, Dan Hicks, Kassie Wesley, Denise
Bixler, Richard Domeier, John Peaks, Lou Hancock, Ted Raimi,
Williams Preston Robertson (voice)
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★☆☆
- great
"Then let's head on
down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch." –
Ash
Why watch this?
Outrageous. Terrifying. Bloody. Hilarious.
Plot Summary:
Lone survivor Ash Williams returns to a remote cabin in the
woods, where he unwittingly unleashes flesh-possessing demons
after playing a recorded incantation from an ancient book. As
the demonic forces terrorize him and a new group of arrivals,
Ash is forced into a frantic, chaotic battle for survival that
pushes him to the brink of insanity. Armed with a chainsaw and a
shotgun, he must fight through the night to survive the demonic
onslaught and escape the cabin's terrifying grasp.
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Dad's Preview:
This sequel to
Evil
Dead (1981)
serves up a more sophisticated plate
over-brimming with the spoils of a better budget and the
genius of director Sam Raimi. Yet, it somehow manages to
retain the wonderful campiness of a low-budget horror
film. Amid buckets of bloody F/X, thrives the spastic
Bruce Campbell, who carries the film. He lobs snarky
one-liners as well as he does a red splattered axe. You
will shriek, cover your eyes, then laugh out loud
throughout. As Ash succinctly puts it... "Groovy." This
also paved the way for the excellent third film,
Army of
Darkness (1992). |
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Renaissance Pictures; Rosebud Releasing Corp. |
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#14 Top |
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Slither (2006),
Director: James Gunn, rated R for gory
violence, scary scenes
What's Gotten
Into You?
 Starring: Nathan
Fillion, Elizabeth Banks, Gregg Henry, Michael Rooker, Tania
Saulnier, Xantha Radley
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★☆☆
- great
"It tried to get in my
mouth. What kinda thing wants you to eat it?" -
Jack MacReady
Why watch this?
It's crude, gory, slimy, violent, and completely awesome - if you
like this kind of horror film.
Plot Summary:
In the small town of Wheelsy, South Carolina, a meteorite
crashes, unleashing a parasitic alien creature. The creature
infects local businessman Grant Grant, transforming him and
giving him a hunger for raw meat. As Grant's body becomes a
monstrous breeding ground, a swarm of slug-like offspring
threatens to infect the rest of the town, turning residents into
zombie-like drones.
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Dad's Preview:
This well-made film
wisely does not take itself too seriously.
There are some really funny lines, most coming from a distraught
Jack MacReady (the character's name is a homage to 1982's
The Thing, another gruesome, alien invasion
flick). There are also some really disturbing scenes, but I
really enjoyed it - start to slimy finish.
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Brightlight
Pictures, Gold Circle Films,
Strike Ent.;
Universal Pictures |
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#13 Top |
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The Blob
(1988),
Director: Chuck Russell, rated R for language,
gory, slimy violence
Now,
terror has no shape.
 Starring:
Kevin Dillon, Shawnee Smith, Donovan Leitch, Jeffrey DeMunn,
Candy Clark, Joe Seneca, Del Close
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★☆☆
- great
"The thing on that man's
hand killed him and then it killed Paul,
and whatever it is,
it's getting bigger!" -
Meg Penny
Why watch this?
The original was creepy. This 80's version is gory and
terrifying!
Plot Summary: A
small town faces a deadly threat when a meteor crashes nearby,
releasing an acidic, amoeba-like organism. This creature
consumes anything in its path, growing larger with each victim.
As panic spreads, a group of townspeople must find a way to stop
the unstoppable menace, while also dealing with shady government
scientists attempting to capture it.
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Dad's Preview: This
re-make of
The Blob (1958)
is superbly unconventional. After a meteor crashes on earth, a
gooey, red mixture starts graphically dissolving human beings.
The fate of the world (apparently) rests in the hands of a
motorcycle-riding teen trouble-maker, Brian. Where the original
avoided how the blob dissolves humans, this one embraces
it!. We graphically see folks killed in numerous
sickening ways... which, of course, is AWESOME! (remember, it's
just a movie...) |
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#12 Top |
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Invasion of the Body Snatchers
(1956),
Director: Don Siegel, rated Approved
The original
nightmare that threatened the world
 Starring: Kevin
McCarthy, Dana Wynter, Larry Gates, King Donovan, Carolyn Jones
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★☆
- near perfect
"There's no emotion.
None. Just the pretense of it. The words, the gesture, the tone
of voice,
everything else is the same, but not the feeling." -
Wilma Lentz
Why watch this? It's
truly terrifying to learn that the human race is being replaced.
Plot Summary:
In a small town, a doctor notices a peculiar phenomenon: his
patients believe their loved ones are impostors. What initially
seems like mass hysteria soon reveals itself to be a sinister
alien invasion where humans are replaced by emotionless
duplicates grown from pods. As the truth unfolds, the doctor
must desperately try to warn others before he too falls victim
to the silent takeover.
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Dad's Preview:
This brilliant film concept is based on a book by Jack Finney
called The Body Snatchers. It follows a small town doctor who
learns that something is wrong on a massive scale. Several of
his patients insist relatives have been replaced by imposters
(a real condition called
Capgras delusions). Then he's summoned to a friend's house
where a dead body has appeared in the home. The body has no
discernable facial features or fingerprints. Sounds darn creepy,
huh? When the doctor learns the truth, this film takes off like a
rocket. |
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Walter Wanger
Prod.; Allied Artists Pictures |
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#11 Top |
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Stand By Me (1986),
Director: Rob Reiner, rated R for language, crude
humor
For
some, it's the last real taste of innocence, and the first real
taste of life.
But for everyone, it's the time that memories are made of.
 Starring: Wil
Wheaton, River Phoenix, Corey Feldman, Jerry O’Connell, Kiefer
Sutherland, Casey Siemaszko, Frances Lee McCain, Richard
Dreyfuss
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
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"Boy, you don't know
nothing. Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy.
There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy!" - Teddy
Why watch this?
I was one of these kids, going on long adventures, playing in
the woods, worrying my mom.
Plot Summary:
Four young friends are on a journey through the Oregon
wilderness in the summer of 1959, as they search for a missing
boy. During their quest, they face various adventures and
challenges, which test their bonds and force them to confront
personal struggles. This journey becomes a coming-of-age
experience, shaping their individual paths and deepening their
understanding of friendship and loss.
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Dad's Preview:
This is yet another film created from a Stephen King story (The Body). It follows four 12-year-old boys who venture to
find the body of a boy who was killed along a remote stretch of
railroad tracks. The strength of this film is simply the mannerisms and interactions
between the boys. Each one is different,
with unique skills and problems. Yet they stick together, as they get
closer to their grim destination. |
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Act III
Productions; Columbia Pictures |
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Top 20
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#10 Top |
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Princess Mononoke (1997), Director: Hayao Miyazaki,
rated PG-13
The Fate Of The World
Rests On The Courage Of One Warrior.
 Starring:
(English voice cast:) Billy Crudup, Claire Danes, Minnie Driver, Billy Bob
Thornton, John DeMita, John DiMaggio, Jada Pinkett Smith, Gillian Anderson, Debi
Derryberry, Keith David, Tara Strong
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★☆
- near perfect
"Now watch closely,
everyone. I'm going to show you how to kill a god. A god of life
and death. The trick is not to fear him."
- Lady Eboshi
Why watch this? It
is yet another wonderful animated treasure from the mind of
Hayao Miyazaki.
Plot Summary:
Set in the Muromachi
period of Japanese history, young Prince Ashitaka is cursed by a
demonized boar god and must journey to the west to find a cure.
There, he becomes embroiled in a conflict between Iron Town, a
community encroaching upon the forest and its inhabitants, and
the forest spirits, led by the enigmatic Princess Mononoke.
Ashitaka attempts to mediate between the opposing forces,
seeking a path to coexistence before the escalating violence
consumes both humans and nature.
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Dad's Preview:
If you enjoyed Dorothy's journey in Oz, or Charlie's adventure
in Willie's factory, then this amazing fantasy fare might be
right up your alley. Director/Writer Miyazaki creates such
incredible visuals that, at first, you might be overwhelmed.
This quest through Japanese mythology, where demons and forest
gods hold considerable power over humans, plays like a Greek
tragedy. As man moves becomes more dominant, nature and the gods
of nature, must be destroyed to enable man to essentially rape
the natural world of its resources. Standing in the way are a
brave warrior, and a wolf whisperer, both determined to stop the
human's rampant destruction. The animation is off-the-charts
amazing, and the story rich with allegory. A visit to this world
will leave you wondering about humankind, and our role in
preserving the natural world we live in. James Cameron said this
film influenced his meta-hit,
Avatar
(2009).
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Studio Ghibli;
Toho |
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#9 Top |
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Fantastic Voyage
(1966),
Director: Richard Fleischer, rated PG
A
Fantastic And Spectacular Voyage... Through The Human
Body... Into The Brain.
 Starring: Stephen
Boyd, Raquel Welch, Edmond O’Brien, Donald Pleasence, Arthur
O'Connell, William Redfield
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★☆
- near perfect
"The medieval philosophers
were right. Man is the center of the universe. We stand in the
middle of
infinity between outer and inner space, and there's no
limit to either." – Dr. Peter Duval
Why watch this?
The special effects... and its creative plot.
Plot Summary: When a
defecting scientist falls into a coma due to a brain clot, a
team of specialists embarks on a mission to save him. A
submarine carrying the team and their specialized equipment is
miniaturized and injected into the scientist's bloodstream. They
must navigate the complexities of the human body and perform
delicate surgery to remove the clot within a limited time before
returning to their normal size.
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Dad's Preview:
This is the COOLEST concept for a Sci-Fi film. I just learned
that it's being remade by Guillermo del Toro, and that is awesome
news! This became an instant classic for me the first time I saw
it. It blew me away and served to fan my flaming pre-teen crush
on the buxom Raquel
Welch. As the miniaturized ship ventures through "inner space" (aka the
human body), we witness things we've only seen in science books:
red blood cells, lung tissue, a beating heart. The Oscar-winning special effects
are breath-taking even by today's standards. |
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Saul
David; 20th Century Fox |
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#8 Top |
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The
Exorcist
(1973),
Director: William Friedkin, rated R for language,
shocking scenes
Something
beyond comprehension is happening to a girl on this
street, in this house . . .
a man has been sent for as a last resort. That man is
The Exorcist.
 Starring: Ellen
Burstyn, Max von Sydow, Jason Miller, Linda Blair, Lee J. Cobb, Kitty Winn,
Jack MacGowran, Father William O'Malley
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
"The demon is a liar. He
will lie to confuse us. But he will also mix lies with the truth
to attack us.
The attack is psychological, Damien, and powerful.
So don't listen to him.
Remember that - do not listen." –
Father Merrin
Why watch this?
The actual exorcism scenes are terrifying.
Plot Summary:
When a young girl begins to exhibit disturbing and violent
behavior, her mother seeks both medical and psychiatric help
without success. As the girl's condition worsens, manifesting in
bizarre and terrifying ways, the desperate mother turns to the
Catholic Church. Ultimately, two priests, one older and
experienced and the other facing a crisis of faith, are called
upon to confront the mysterious entity possessing the child.
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Dad's Preview:
This film is not for children, and perhaps not even for people
of strong faith. It is disturbing on so many levels. That said,
it's still one of my top films. Here we see
the battle of good versus evil, as played out for the soul of a
young, innocent girl. When the possession fully manifests, you
will be shaken to your very core, as the devil himself would
want it. |
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Hoya
Productions; Warner Bros. |
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#7 Top |
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Hellboy (2004),
Director: Guillermo del Toro, rated PG-13 From the
Dark Side to Our Side
 Starring: Ron
Perlman, John Hurt, Selma Blair, Doug Jones, Jeffrey Tambor,
Rupert Evans, Karel Roden, Biddy Hodson, Corey Johnson, Kevin
Trainor
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★☆
- near perfect
"In the absence of light,
darkness prevails. There are things that go bump in the night,
Agent Myers.
Make no mistake about that. And we are the ones who
bump back." – Professor Broom
Why watch this? It's
a great comic book hero adapted to film. Pearlman is
awesome!
Plot Summary:
Raised by a professor after being summoned to Earth by Nazis
during World War II, a demon named Hellboy now works for a
secretive government organization known as the Bureau for
Paranormal Research and Defense. Alongside his fellow unique
agents, Hellboy must protect the world from various supernatural
threats that emerge from the shadows. However, his skills and
fiery personality are truly tested when a powerful, resurrected
sorcerer from his past returns with a sinister plan that seeks
to unleash the apocalypse.
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Dad's Preview:
Being a comic book reader, I found my way to
Mike Mignola's
Hellboy. I read one story arc and was hooked. I
love how Hellboy is written, his origin, the occult influence,
everything. This movie dropped in theaters and was a
huge hit. I couldn't be happier. Sure, you have to get over the
fact that he's red and has horns growing out of his skull. After
that, it's a big bowl of fun. Ron Perlman is an American
treasure. This film also introduced me to (now Oscar-winning)
director Guillermo del Toro. |
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Revolution
Studios, Lawrence Gordon/Lloyd
Levin Prod.,
Dark Horse Ent.;
Columbia Pics |
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#6 Top |
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Aliens (1986),
Director: James Cameron, rated
R for sci-fi gore, violence, language
THIS
TIME IT'S WAR
 Starring:
Sigourney Weaver, Michael Biehn, Paul Reiser, Carrie Henn, Lance Henricksen, Bill Baxton, Jenette
Goldstein
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
DML Top 50
#24b -
Dad's Full (Spoiler) Review
and Deep Dive of Aliens
"We better get back 'cause
it will be night soon and they mostly come at night... mostly."
- Newt
Why watch this?
The
Alien sequel brings the action and a lot more aliens
to deal with.
Plot Summary:
After surviving the alien attack, Ellen Ripley is rescued from
deep space after 57 years in stasis. She reluctantly agrees to
return to the planet where the creatures were first encountered
when contact is lost with a terra-forming colony established
there. Ripley and a group of Colonial Marines face an
overwhelming threat as they attempt to rescue the colonists and
battle, not one, but many aliens.
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Dad's Preview:
James Cameron took over as director and blew the lid off the
franchise with this thrill-packed sci-fi mega-hit. Again, at its
center is the very capable Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver), but this time she's an
observer on a mission accompanied by a unit of bad-ass space
Marines. Their objective - find some missing colonists on the planet
where Ripley and her crew first encountered the original xenomorph -
Ripley and the marines
have no idea what they are walking into. Fortunately, it's
wonderful chaos for film audiences! |
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Brandywine
Productions; 20th Century Fox |
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#5 Top |
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The Thing
(1982),
Director: John Carpenter, rated R for language, gory,
gooey violence
The Ultimate
in alien terror.
 Starring:
Kurt Russell, Keith David, Richard Masur, Wilford Brimley, T. K.
Carter, Richard Dysart, David Clennon, Charles Hallahan, Peter
Maloney, Donald Moffat
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
DML Top 50
#44 -
Dad's Full (Spoiler) Review
and Deep Dive of The Thing
"You see, what we're
talkin' about here is an organism that imitates other
life-forms,
and it imitates 'em perfectly." - Doc Blair
Why watch this? ...
the blood test scene is worth the prices of admission alone.
Plot Summary:
A team of American researchers stationed in isolated Antarctica
encounter a hostile alien life form that can perfectly imitate
other organisms. The creature's ability to seamlessly
impersonate their victims creates an environment of intense
paranoia and distrust among the nervous crew. As the researchers
struggle to identify and destroy the shape-shifting alien, they
face a harrowing battle for survival.
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Dad's Preview:
Unlike film critics in 1982, I instantly was gaga over John Carpenter's
updated version of
The Thing
from Another World (1951). Seriously, what's not to like? The story is
science fiction gold. Kurt Russell shines when he's mean and in
command. This film is intensely scary. It's gory, bloody and
slimy. Hell, even the ending is wonderfully nebulous. It was
certainly ahead of its time, and has since received the
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Tremors (1990),
Director: Ron Underwood, rated PG-13 for sci-fi
violence, mild gore
The monster
movie that breaks new ground.
 Starring: Kevin
Bacon, Fred Ward, Finn Carter, Michael Gross, Reba McEntire,
Bobby Jacoby, Tony Genaro, Ariana Richards, Richard Marcus
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
"Run for it? Running is not
a plan. Running is what you do when a plan fails!" - Earl
Why watch this?
Gigantic, underground, man-eating worms! That's a hard YES for me.
Plot Summary: Set in
the remote desert town of Perfection, Nevada, two handymen, Val
and Earl, decide to leave their dull lives. Before they can
depart, strange tremors and a series of mysterious deaths
suggest a dangerous threat lurks beneath the surface. Along with
other residents, including a seismologist and a survivalist
couple, they must fight to survive against unseen, giant
creatures that hunt by sensing vibrations.
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Dad's Preview:
I cannot say enough about Kevin Bacon. In
Animal House
(1978) I hated him as a snobby frat boy. He has since earned
my respect. He
certainly is a hard-working actor. This monster film hits the right blend of horror/gore, action and comedy from start to finish.
Scientifically it's preposterous, so don't waste your time
trying to make it make sense. Just go with it. Fred Ward also
shines as
Bacon's hillbilly sidekick, Earl. The two become unlikely
protectors as giant worms threaten a small, desert hamlet.
Despite the topic, the film is well-done and very fun to watch. |
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No Frills Prod.,
Pacific Western Prod.;
Universal Pictures |
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The Matrix (1999),
Director: The Wachowskis, rated R for language,
sci-fi violence
Free your mind
 Starring:
Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss, Hugo Weaving, Joe
Pantoliano, Marcus Chong, Juian Arahanga
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
DML Top 50
#19
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Dad's Full (Spoiler) Review
and Deep Dive of The Matrix
"Human beings are a
disease, a cancer of this planet. You are a plague, and we are
the cure." - Agent Smith to Morpheus, as he interrogates
him
Why watch this?
Conceptually, visually, creatively - this film set a new
action sci-fi standard.
Plot Summary:
A computer programmer named Thomas Anderson, known in the
hacking underworld as Neo, feels that something is fundamentally
wrong with his reality. He is contacted by the enigmatic
Morpheus and Trinity, who offer him the chance to discover a
shocking truth: that his world is actually a computer-generated
simulation. Upon swallowing a red pill, Neo awakens in the
desolate real world and begins a journey to free humanity from
the machines that have enslaved them.
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Dad's Preview:
A few short minutes into The Matrix, I realized I was
seeing the future - it was like nothing I'd experienced before.
By the end, I was completely inside my own head. What just
happened?! I had to see it again. And again. It was
revolutionary cinema that warped all senses of reality. What a
mind trip! And the soundtrack is edgy, ass-kicking alternative music. This was a
wise career move for Reeves, but the best performances were by
newcomers Carrie-Anne
Moss as Trinity and Hugo Weaving as the digital assassin, Agent
Smith. |
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Village Roadshow
Pictures, Grouch II Film
Partnership, Silver Pictures;
Warner
Bros. |
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Men in Black (1997),
Director: Barry Sonnenfeld, rated PG-13 for sci-fi
violence
Protecting the earth from the scum of the universe
 Starring: Tommy Lee
Jones, Will Smith, Linda Fiorentino, Vincent D'Onofrio, Rip Torn,
Tony Shalhoub, Carel Struycken, Siobhan Fallon Hogan
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
"This
definitely rates about a 9.0 on my weird-shit-o-meter." - Jay
Why watch this?
Will Smith - man, can he carry a film when he's hot.
Plot Summary:
James Edwards, an NYC cop, joins a secret organization known as
Men in Black, which regulates the activity of aliens living
disguised among humans. Alongside his new partner, the veteran
Agent K, James (now Agent J) must investigate a series of
strange incidents and stop a destructive plot by an
intergalactic villain. They embark on a mission to recover a
powerful energy source before the antagonist can use it to
destroy the Earth.
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Dad's Preview:
I'm a sci-fi guy. I crave well-done science
fiction on screen. Here we meet two agents, Jay and Kay (their real
identities have been permanently removed), who work for a secret
agency that tracks aliens who live on Earth, undetected. Most
are benevolent, but not all. This film is packed with slimy aliens
of all shapes/sizes, lots of action, a count-down to
Earth's destruction, and the sexy Linda Fiorentino.
Additionally, Vincent D'Onofrio's
performance is amazing as Edgar/The Bug. This sci-fi goldmine is creative with lots
of laughs and creatures from outer space. |
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Columbia Pictures,
Amblin Ent.,
Parkes/MacDonald
Prod.;
Sony Pictures
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Ghostbusters
(1984),
Director: Ivan Reitman, rated PG-13 for some language
Who ya
gonna call?
 Starring: Bill
Murray, Dan Aykroyd, Sigourney Weaver, Harold Ramis, Rick
Moranis, Annie Potts, Ernie Hudson
DML Rating:
★★★★★★★★★★
- perfect
"I've only been with the
company for a couple of weeks, but I gotta tell you: these
things are real. Since I joined these men,
I have seen shit that'll turn you white! – Winston Zeddemore
Why watch this?
It may be the best SNL-cast film ever. It's delightfully creative and fun!
Plot Summary:
Three eccentric parapsychologists are fired from their
university jobs and decide to start a unique ghost removal
service in New York City. As supernatural occurrences escalate
throughout the city, they attract a growing clientele and become
famous. They must ultimately confront an ancient entity
threatening to unleash destruction upon the world.
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Dad's Preview:
I remember seeing this in a theater in Dimmitt, Texas. I was
completely beside myself. It was way more sophisticated than I
expected, especially from a couple of SNL lugnuts like Murray and Aykroyd. I
realized that these guys were more than just TV comedians - they were
real movie-makers, and the world was about to take notice.
Once again, Sigourney Weaver shows that she can portray any role
given and, with grace and strength, make it her own. |
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Columbia-Delphi
Productions, Black Rhino;
Columbia Pictures
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